shock jock

A radio or television personality who lowers his content to the lowest common denominator ( gutter level ) for the sole purpose of insulting, exciting, or inflaming people for attention or ratings.

Howerd Stern is a no-talent shock jock who shouldn't be on air and taken seriously.

by -WOODY- August 17, 2003

shocker

Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.

The shocker made my little finger smell like poop because it was in her ass.

by Swar December 28, 2005

Funshawe Shocker

We at Funshawe College (Fanshawe)in London, ON have revamped the classic shocker. Instead of taking in the third finger and only placing the pinky in the stink, we take in the middle finger and drop two in the stink.

As I was ruining this chick I met at the bar, I decided the classic shocker wasn't enough degradation. We switched up the option and made her cry real hard. SWEET!

by Josh December 13, 2004

Donkey Shock

This is where you fuck a girl from be hind and u punch her in the back of the head so her ass tightens, but at the same time u give her the Shocker.

I donkey Shocked ur mom

by Matthew Broking June 28, 2006

anal-berger shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the ass, and 1 into the vagina. This is usually performed when she is laying on her stomach. This is the inverse of the common shocker. Only the kinkiest of slampigs will ask or allow for this to happen. Commonly described a number of ways, for example 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink. Attempting this move on a slampig not directly asking for it is reserved for those of the highest bro king status as this can very easily backfire and for those trying to degrade women as much as possible.

I went in for the shocker but the chick flipped over and begged for the anal-berger shocker.

My night got really weird when the slampig I was with asked me to give her the anal-berger shocker.

Friend 1: How did your night end up?

Friend 2: It was going well until I went for the anal-berger shocker and I got a hair iron thrown at me as I ran through the dorm naked holding my clothes over my crotch as everyone came out to view my shame.

by Jake Chillinhaal July 10, 2011

Post-orgasm Shock

The shock experienced when one re-enters reality immediately after having an orgasm. It's characterized by a lack of sexual desire and a renewed fear of getting caught masturbating/having sex.

I didn't realize my brother was in the room next-door until I had my post-orgasm shock. He must of heard me masturbating.

Me: (slows down penetration)
Sally: Come on!! Harder!!
Me: Sorry I already had my orgasm, so I now lack motivation to keep on going! And plus, the bed is squeaking really loud!

by mock94 January 24, 2012

black man's cock

The infamous black ma's cock. feared by the many, and treasured by the few, the black man's cock is the greatest urban legend to date. Its primary role of reproduction is often superseded by its secondary roles,most notable, its use an implement for rendering bank security guards unconscious by a swift blow to the head, when the filthy nignog + accomplices decide to rob the establishment. it's other uses include neck warming, tea stirring, and bearbaiting

Jesus. that steak was bigger than a black man's cock

by cowdungcustard January 4, 2009