built-in back-rub reimbursement 

AKA "boobies", particularly if they're C-cup or larger. As we all know, a guy will grant 'most any ordinary request from a buxom gal while she's nestling her ample chest-pillows against him (especially if it's direct skin-to-skin contact), and so as long as she lovingly clasps him in her arms and "supplies" him with her soft warm comforting ta-tas pressed firmly against his chest as "payment" for his efforts, he'll keep massaging her back.

I sometimes get totally achy arms from giving Tiffany a three-quarter-hour-long back-rub, but how can I stop when she is continuously "recompensing" me for my services with her built-in back-rub reimbursement???

built-in back-rub reimbursement by QuacksO August 28, 2017

flat hand rub 

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand

I flat hand rubed big willz

flat hand rub by Big willz March 11, 2019

Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

Memphis Dry Rub by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021

Alabama Thigh Rub 

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.

“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub”

Alabama Thigh Rub by Young Joust December 17, 2021

Alabama dry rub 

When you give a relative a hug and you press your penis into them without them knowing

Dude your aunt pretty hot .
Yea every year I give her an Alabama dry rub

Alabama dry rub by Rickbrick March 21, 2023

Don't rub it 

Something

Don't rub it

Don't rub it by Don't rub it July 13, 2023

Mild dry rub 

Opposite of "hot sauce" indicating the presence of an STD causing ones genitalia to burn during urination when infected.

Unless you want your sausage to be covered in the"sauce" you don't really want to fuck Devilla. Nancy on the other hand is like mild dry rub, just as flavorful but without the after burn.

Mild dry rub by Hidden truth is a lie November 19, 2023