busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

Mister Microphone

The male penis. The cock.

Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.

She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

macro modding

"Macro-modding or Macro-mod" is when the lowest tier staff member of some sort without permissions to warrant punishments is acting as if they're a moderator who's able to warrant said punishment.

Helper Player1: Don't spam or you will get punished, Player2.
Member Player2: No macro modding, Player1.

by crautoclicker February 19, 2017

Macrodream

When someone enters to an astral dimension while talking.

Bro, you're having a serious Macrodream.

by SQRRRRRR November 5, 2019

Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.

Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

maicro

A thicc, hairy, man with a large chode and fat titties he makes unfunny jokes that a toddler wouldnt laugh at and makes life better because of being such a cutie no matter how hes hurt hell always give you a good blowjob after

did you see that man? Yeah he is definitely a maicro.

by Smartest Brain September 27, 2020

microdot

LSD in form of a pill. There is no mescaline in microdots. Mescaline is active in the 400mg range, a microdot doesn't weigh more than 10mg. You'd be hard pressed putting any psychoactive into a microdot.

I bought some microdots, but it turned out to be birth control pills. Damn, that sucks.

Dude, I ate 3 microdots and now I'm talking to a bottle of orange juice.

by Pedram July 1, 2005