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A thicc, hairy, man with a large chode and fat titties he makes unfunny jokes that a toddler wouldnt laugh at and makes life better because of being such a cutie no matter how hes hurt hell always give you a good blowjob after
did you see that man? Yeah he is definitely a maicro.
maicro by Smartest Brain September 27, 2020
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A fat black man with glasses
My friend is a maicro
maicro by Swoothienoodle September 27, 2020
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Macronym 

1:
The longform of an acronym.
i.e. the macronym of ADD is Attention Deficit Disorder.

2:
Used to describe what the roots of compound words are.
i.e. the macronym of won't is will not.

Antonym: Acronym
Someone uses an acronym you are not familiar with;
"What is the macronym?" Or,
"What is the macronym of _____?"
Macronym by The Spam October 4, 2022

macroverbumsciolist 

1) a person who is ignorant of large words
2) a person who pretends to know a word, then secretly refers to a dictionary
Tom: Harry, you are such a macroverbumsciolist.
Harry: No I'm not! You're a macroverdumbscientist.
Harry later looks up macroverbumsciolist on urbandictionary.com and hates Tom for the next five minutes. He then pays up on his bet.
macroverbumsciolist by ~Tom April 14, 2008

macrofructation 

The hurried fruiting of a fungus, most often when raw sewage or excrement triggers the growth of morels.
Look at all that macrofructation of tasty morels sprung from those surface shitters!
macrofructation by Biomedbrain July 22, 2021

Macrohard 

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.
Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."
Macrohard by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014
The act of showing all 5 on midwave and forcing a fight when behind to gain a lead.
Top Esports only comeback mechanic in this game is praying Xx macro pays off
Xx Macro by theMoser January 23, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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