Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.
I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.
by Rimbor April 20, 2005
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Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
by Balphezar October 23, 2006
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Witmo
• without kinship
• wiimote
• without knowledge in engineering
• Whitmore
• WETMOUTH
• wigmo
• wilmon
• without wax
• Wiimo
by o'keefe January 12, 2008
Get the here without you mug.Possibly the shittiest place in wolverhampton filled with knife and gun crime. Whitmore Reans consists of mainly dopeheads, including a fat black geezer who walks up and down Riches Street shouting about God.
People who enter Whitmore Reans normally don't come back out. They're lucky if they only get one stab wound.
The Avioncenter is in the heart of Whitmore Reans where there is a Gregs and SuperSaver. Most deals happen behind Barlow Motors here.
People who enter Whitmore Reans normally don't come back out. They're lucky if they only get one stab wound.
The Avioncenter is in the heart of Whitmore Reans where there is a Gregs and SuperSaver. Most deals happen behind Barlow Motors here.
Dave: I was in Whitmore Reans yesterday to get a sausage roll. I was lucky though, Only shanked once
by LukeThePotato October 18, 2012
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"Kelly was so pissed, she tore into her boss without the Vaseline and was immediately fired."
"Don't test me today, cause I'll rape your ass without the Vaseline."
"Don't test me today, cause I'll rape your ass without the Vaseline."
by Spencer1980 October 18, 2008
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Causes your eyes to burn with just a glance at it.
A witmiester also frequently wets themselves, unknowingly, until it is embarressingly pointed out by someone.
A witmiester also has a weakness, being touched on the back of the neck. At the slightest touch they immediately start to urge, as if they are going to throw up. Its not pretty.
Witmiesters generally are loners, whos diet consists of reddy brek. But they will sometimes be seen with Lizard guys or tractor boys.
Be warned, if you see a creature with these characteristics, do not approach them, they will growl at you, with attitude. There bite has not yet been witnessed, but trust me, its there.
Causes your eyes to burn with just a glance at it.
A witmiester also frequently wets themselves, unknowingly, until it is embarressingly pointed out by someone.
A witmiester also has a weakness, being touched on the back of the neck. At the slightest touch they immediately start to urge, as if they are going to throw up. Its not pretty.
Witmiesters generally are loners, whos diet consists of reddy brek. But they will sometimes be seen with Lizard guys or tractor boys.
Be warned, if you see a creature with these characteristics, do not approach them, they will growl at you, with attitude. There bite has not yet been witnessed, but trust me, its there.
by ArmchairBaybz. December 14, 2009
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