weenan

nickname for a short, hair covered, hobbit looking creature that tries to play themselves off as a normal human being. Common attributes are extreme alcoholism, extended heart to heart conversations while intoxicated, and a weakened skeletal structure.

a little weenan kid delivered my tray to me while i was in the hospital today.

hoe perm your fucking weave you're starting to look like a weenan

by Dante Jones May 25, 2011

Weener Wrap

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

by Apollo83 July 13, 2019

Weenie

A scared person who is afraid to take chances or step out of their comfort zone. Usually, this word is used to describe a person who is afraid to go after the boy or girl that they like.

Ali is a weenie because she won't talk to Nicholas.
Stephanie isn't a weenie; she texted her crush last night.

by Shark10101 June 22, 2007

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

by Keith June 22, 2004

fabric weenie

The fake weenie that you get when your jeans bunch up while sitting.

Dude- my fabric weenie looks HUGE!

by s-n-m April 16, 2008

Da Da Da Little Weenie

A song that pedophiles sing to random children while pissing in a urinal.

Kid: I'm just a'walking over to the urinal to pee! YAY!
Pedophile: Da da da little weenie!
Kid: I'll kick yo ass!

by dadadalittleweenie July 10, 2010

Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007