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nickname for a short, hair covered, hobbit looking creature that tries to play themselves off as a normal human being. Common attributes are extreme alcoholism, extended heart to heart conversations while intoxicated, and a weakened skeletal structure.
a little weenan kid delivered my tray to me while i was in the hospital today.

hoe perm your fucking weave you're starting to look like a weenan
weenan by Dante Jones May 25, 2011
Words you can keep
I can't understand your weebanese you annoying fuck, go annoy the Naruto community.
weebanese by CrimsonPhantom555 September 11, 2016
Related Words
weenan weena weening weebanese weegan Weenab weenak weenaboo weenager weenal
Something you don’t want to be because you’re either dogging the boys/not giving into peer pressure
Friend: “I think I’m going to have a quiet one tonight boys

You or one of the boys: “Don’t be a weenak”
Weenak by t.mcritchie February 10, 2020
A female character in HG Wells' The Time Machine. She is of the humaniod race, Eloi, in the year 802,701 AD. The protagonist, Time Traveller, saves her from drowning. In a way he falls in love with her, her affection to him is shown in a way similar to that of a small child or a pet.
The Time Traveller saves Weena from drowning.
weena by kaytizzle May 17, 2007
When a weeb tries to learn japanese via anime.
John tried to learn japanese via anime, but it ended up being weebanese.
weebanese by Mackan90096 May 14, 2016
A corrupted version of winning, this is a common practice among Wannabe Trolls, Pussies, or members of someone's Personal Army.
Those who participate on weening are called Weens, this is the cause of how people attempt to piss off anyone and try to "win" the best "troll" of the world. Even if they actually "successful", they're still losers behind the keyboard.
The prime examples are Logan Roof / Icemen, Chris-Chan Prank Callers, Edgelords, and people who mock Autistic people who are truly Innocent.
"I saw someone trying to troll a famous person who is just controversial, they even doxx his family and address showing Weening is a thing. It's just something a loser can do."
Weening by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022

weenald moment

When someone simps for Nia from Xenoblade chronicles 2
Wait, Nia is your favorite character? This is a weenald moment
weenald moment by weenald3305 December 15, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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