launch a torpedo

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!

Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!

by errrizzzzle October 17, 2007

Torpov

A large mammal thats lives in the northern reigons of North America and some remote parts of the Middle East. Small numbers of Torpovs survive the winter by eating each other. The Last known king of Torpovs was a lump known as Dimitrius

Dude I was almost killed by a pack of Torpovs!!

by faheez=p February 27, 2009

torpe

a shy boy who can't confess his love to a girl because he thinks that he might just be rejected.

Hey Alexander! Tell Nikki now that you love her so much! Don't be a torpe!

by crimsonxx December 12, 2016

torpedo

Incarceration Term-
An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.

Jonny Boy was overheard talking shit about the head. He woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.

by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006

warp torpedo

The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.

Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...

by Mike Hutchinson January 27, 2007

sperm torpedo

When your in the hot tub with a girl and shoot your load at her.

HAHA bitch I sperm torpedo'd your ass!

by MlKE HAVVK May 31, 2007

Toilet Torpedo

Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.

Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?

Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!

Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?

by jwaybut November 18, 2009