Spaffing

Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.

Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.

"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.

by kittykat1984 September 3, 2011

spaffle

lubing a chick back up by spitting on her pussy

"Damn, this chicks drying up....I'll just fix it with a little spaffle"

by Dippin Dave March 22, 2007

spaff dribble

Pre cum , prem ejact, cum, woops it's early

She was that fit i "spaff dribbled" my pants...

by treggsy January 14, 2008

Spaffing

To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.

"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"

by Victoria Ryan October 24, 2008

spraffy

someone who borrows all kinds of things off friends all the time and pisses you off because all they ever do is take! take! take! and always asking for something for free.

Daniel has borrowed £20 quid 10 tabs and my sat nav to go to Wales... he is so spraffy!

by spraffy taffy July 29, 2011

Spaff mitten

The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.

I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.

by Garf1981 February 10, 2021

Splaffing

The act of laughing in spanish.

Derived from 'Spanish' and 'laughing'.

"Dude that joke is so funny ajajajajajah"
"Omg you are so splaffing at my joke!"

by Strawbebber December 8, 2021