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Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading
Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics
by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020
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Shit on a shitstick

Turn of phrase meaning the same thing as just saying "Shit!", "Crap!" or "That sucks", but with a bit more flair.
Upon arriving somewhere that's already closed: "Well, shit on a shitstick."
by Anony3000 March 5, 2017
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RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.
The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).
by hydrogeo May 22, 2010
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Shitastic

Something or someone so amazing, horrifying, or fantasical that is makes one have the feeling of or actually shitting
Driving on the parkway today was shitastic!
Dude, that trick was shitastical!
A:Oh My God I think I shit my pants!
B:Why?
A:I met Robert Pattinson!
B:He's so shitastic!
by hellsrogueangel February 23, 2010
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shitstick

A device created by stiring the holding tank of an outhouse with a long pole, such as a broom handle.

Useful for dirtying white linens hung from a clothesline accross an alley that belong to families of warring neighborhood kids.

Originated in Greek ghetto of turn-of-the-century Dearborn, MI.
Cal smacked the neighbors' clothes with a shitstick!
by remoteinsanity June 15, 2004
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AP Statistics

An actual intresting class where the class average at a smart school where sat scores are 1100 range you get a 70% but is the epitome of confusion if you dont instantly understand and remember all possible ways the data given can be used and must always say approximently or its wrong at least AP test is ok
by APUSHTheGodOfDeath October 13, 2016
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shitstick

Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.
Matt: What is that?!
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.
by King Jay July 4, 2008
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