Embellished
Embellished by Corn1234 November 7, 2017
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Someone who tends to exaggerate their accomplishments to impress others. There may be a kernel of truth in their claims -- making it difficult to call 'bullshit' on them, not to mention the social risk involved in doing so -- but their exaggeration extends far beyond what might be considered remotely truthful.
More often than not, a dorky male with no real accomplishments to their name.
More often than not, a dorky male with no real accomplishments to their name.
Jill: I've taken up learning the violin as a hobby.
Jack the embellisher: Oh, well I used to be a concert violinist.
Jack's friend: Lay it off dude, you learnt the violin for 8 weeks in primary school, and gave it up because you found it too hard.
Jack the embellisher: Oh, well I used to be a concert violinist.
Jack's friend: Lay it off dude, you learnt the violin for 8 weeks in primary school, and gave it up because you found it too hard.
embellisher by Ben3141 July 30, 2009
Related Words
Embellishtician
A person who completely makes up statistic or fact to make a point in conversation, either on purpose or by mistake.
"Joey is such the embellishtician. He said that there are more grizzly bears in Montana than there are people."
Embellishtician by The Comma Cowboy June 24, 2009
Follicular Embellishment
Have you seen Basti lately?! Holy rusty cunt-bucket that dude must have undergone some serious follicular embellishment!
Follicular Embellishment by giggedygiggedygiggedygoo November 29, 2011
Embellish
to destroy or put an end to someone in a social context, synonymous with smite.
late Middle English: from Old French emboliss-, lengthened stem of embolir, from Latin embolere ‘destroy’ or ‘smite’.
late Middle English: from Old French emboliss-, lengthened stem of embolir, from Latin embolere ‘destroy’ or ‘smite’.
I cannot believe you blew up my minecraft village with TNT, those villagers were my friend. You are hereby embellished.
Embellish by BerlinBabe May 28, 2023
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.