shlong master 3000

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Long Schlong

The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.

A 20 foot dildo.

*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*

by LONGERSCHLONG October 28, 2018

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Long Shlong

a word for having/describing a big pp

John: That's one long shlong.

Jahrool: Thank you my homie.

by zoomingastro March 12, 2020

Schlong

a large penis.
comes from the german term schlange
which means serpant ;)

wow, kev has a nice schlong

by OLIVEEEEE December 9, 2008

Shlong bong

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)

Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

by Steven wallaceson May 10, 2009

Sclongdiferous

A splendid looking or feeling Schlong that brings a satisfaction or comfort to the individual that has the pleasure of receiving it in a variety of fashions.

I was talking to Natalie, and she said she got pounded by the most Schlongdiferous cock. I asked her to elaborate what made it Sclongdiferous, and she said a lot of it boiled down to the size, or the Scglongcumference she felt while it delivered the two hour pounding. As I dry heaved a little in my mouth, I thought to myself I will never, ever sleep with Natalie after hearing that story. Jesus Christ

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020