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Parrot Puncher

To prove someone wrong in a smug and undignified manner. Usually in a public environment or work place.
Robert is a parrot puncher for proving Harrison wrong.
by Miserableyounggit January 17, 2012
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thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.
She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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cone puncher

someone who smokes a lot of bongs

Originated from Error37's "Captain Cone Puncher"
chick on tinder: this guy's job on tinder says "full time cone puncher" what does that mean???

me, an intellectual: it means you should swipe right, my man
by retr0w0 August 7, 2018
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have one's ticket punched

To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.
Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.
by Annabellastasia April 18, 2011
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punce

1. punce (noun)
a person who is naturally very poor at something:

2. puncist (noun)
a person who purposefully and deliberately does something poorly, but is actually good at it:

3. puncing
the act of deliberately doing something poorly:
1. "You punce, you'll never be good at singing!" or "He's a punce, he can't do anything well."

2. "British star Les Dawson was an accompished pianist, but had a comedy performance of hitting incorrect notes. He was a puncist"

3. "Johnny was puncing about at playing pool so he could hustle for bigger money"
by MarkW July 31, 2008
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dung puncher

Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh.
Look at that Michael Barrymore- another bloody dung puncher.
by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003
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Puncher's Chance

term used in boxing to describe something that has a slight chance of happening
I thought i had a puncher's chance of going out with her even though she's the hottest girl in school.
by Scott Delhommer April 27, 2008
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