Procrastibation

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.

'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'

by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017

Procrastibation

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.

Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"

by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017

Procrastibator

To get pleasure from procrastinating.

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...

by Vanspades February 18, 2021

Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.

I'm not late, I procrastibate

by fraj23 March 3, 2012

Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.

Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.

by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012

Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.

I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!

by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020

Procrastibation

Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.

"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"

"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"

by card declined at rehab smh October 13, 2020