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Blair Minimum

Is the act of getting snotty with co workers when they refuse to do your job so you can stand around and talk about conspiracy theories
Hey man have a good shift. We should catch up over a beer later.
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight
by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023
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Blair minimum

The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies
Hey man have a good shift.
Thanks, I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum again
by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023
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bare minimum Betty

Someone who shows up to work or other organized events and does the bare minimum all days of the week at all hours of the day.

Has no work ethic.
Bare minimum betty showed up late to work and is always trying to do the least.
by Papaslocas March 28, 2024
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a) gainful employment alternative to 3 things -selling drugs, working in a silly deadffice job and working in a factory

b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs
Either become a social science major and start flipping burgers at minimum wage def a) or go study a stem subject. You can also go flipping burgers at minimum wage and open a pastry shop or something 🤔
by Sexydimma October 20, 2025
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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.
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Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone
Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
by Nanizzle July 1, 2008
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mimimumu

the greatest word in existence. it is used to express excitement and pride.

originates from mimu
im very mimimumu today dafik :)
by dafik is cool December 7, 2021
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