kablasterfuck

Usually the effect that results from taking a Kablasterfuck.

Austin: Dude that kablasterfuck was nothing

a few hours later...

Austin: I can't even describe how drunk I am.

...the next day.

Austin: Was I alive last night?
Erik: You took a couple kablasterfucks...

by Eliot B April 20, 2008

kablast

Mix betwene kabam! or kaboom! and blast.
Pretty much a completely retarded word but since shouting out BLAST in public places is fun why not mix blast and kaboom.

KABLAST!

by MRFRENCH July 7, 2009

Kabitzing

the mingling at parents dinner parties. to talk about pointless things such as your current schooling.

i hate kabitzing with those old woman who tell me how much i've grown and don't realize that i am their same age.

by Magenta May 13, 2005

shish kablocked

When a man, hoping to talk to a pretty girl, is cocked blocked by another female. He must go through one piece of meet to get to another.

Yo Nate Dog, I am getting straight shish kablocked by this honey.

by THIS IS VOLTRON December 18, 2009

kablah

a word used by mel gibson to scare away strangers while he play banjo at his church

jesus oh how i love u how i love u jesus kablah!!!!

by mike rocco September 6, 2006

kabir

Kabir (1440 - 1518) was an Indian Mystic who preached an ideal of seeing all of humanity as one. He was known to be a weaver and later became famed for scorning religious affiliation, seen as a threat to both Muslim and Hindu elite. His monist philosophies and ideas of loving devotion to God are expressed in metaphor and language from both the Hindu Vedanta and Bhakti streams and Muslim Sufi ideals.

Other than tht Kabir is pimpest piece of shit in tha world hooty hooty hoot hooo (esp. tha one in Detroit)

A new kid walks in to his class
Kabir: Hey, my name is Kabir
everybody else in class: *bows down to his feet*

by Kabizzle September 12, 2005

kablamoplasty

Changing the appearance of your bitch's face by shooting large amounts of Jism onto her facial features.

"Call me Dr. Jism, because I gave that ho last night kablamoplasty!"

by Julius-Harrow December 27, 2007