hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.

Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.

hose beast by Phoenix October 10, 2003

Hose Hound 

An attractive woman, with an unusually huge Ass

Harry: "Oh, look at the fun bags on that hose hound!" Lloyd: "I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti!"

Hose Hound by ForeignDude February 20, 2010

hose monkey 

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

hose monkey by <T>-=ad0be=- July 15, 2008

Hose Hound 

A woman worthy of banging. A sexy babe.

Look at the funbags on that Hose Hound!

Hose Hound by VegasDude January 16, 2005

hose monster 

1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.

Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!

hose monster by gollen October 15, 2003

hose her guts out 

as in to hose her guts out, to fuck, shag etc.

I took her back to my flat and hosed her guts out.

hose her guts out by hoser July 5, 2003

Hose Head 

Taken from Canadien slang, "Hoser", which carries two meanings in Canuck culture. The first, given to the losing team of a hockey game whose job was to hose down the ice after the game. Second came from the gas shortage in Canada decades ago, desperate Canadiens would be caught sucking fuel from cars with make shift garden siphon.

Good game hose heads, have fun mopping the ice.

Hose Head by Vinnie Boombatz. September 21, 2015