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A large gaping pussy with fangs.
Did you see the size of that choach? Her choach chomped down on my dick.
by gollen October 01, 2003

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Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.
It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.
by gollen October 22, 2003

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A skin condition, usually affecting the face, that is marked by red bumps similar to measles or chicken pox.
Did you see that man's face? It was all red and nasty, I think he had kleepharesis.
by gollen October 09, 2003

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1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.
Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!
by gollen October 15, 2003

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