fatchick-it

When yor are really desprate so you have sex with a fat chick

Erik Couldnt get any so he had to fatchick-it to get some pussy

by ICE CC's November 17, 2006

flachwichser

A german slang term for a "lousy wanker" according to some site I found on google, and a "bad masturbator" according to a german exchange student that went to my high school

It's quite an insult.

Du bist ein flachwichser!

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkatherine July 18, 2007

Fletchanism

Religion in which all obey the almighty Fletch. Believing that snowmakers are above all others. They are destined to take over anything and everything that stands in there way. The only religion in which the Devil himself is no match for.

My life has become more fullfilled after switching to Fletchanism

by Snow God November 30, 2006

Flathead

A disparaging label for someone that believes the Earth is flat.

The flathead will argue with you about whether Antarctica is a continent, he thinks the world looks like the map in the United Nations logo, where the Antarctic forms a ring around the flat Earth.

by Cheeky Monkees September 10, 2016

Flatchumidity

The high percentage of humidity that exists in the buttocks region/trousers soon after flatulance has occurred.

I have a stain in my shorts from the flatchumidity.

by Fart Smeller2 July 2, 2011

flotchel

(noun) one who engages in acts of flotchelism debauchery shenanigans

ok that guy last night was SUCH a flotchel

are you flotcheling around town?

by sparkleallday May 31, 2009

Floatch

the foaming layer of butt hole burning ass piss that lurks above a large quantity of Diarrhea

OMG I JUST CLEANED GAVINS FLOATCH THE TOILET BOWL

by KATTHESHITCERVO December 6, 2010