Excremental Exorcism

The act of taking a shit in holy water.

The pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my arse.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

Excrementalist

Someone who can take a piece of crap (literal or figurative) and create a work of art.

Becky is such an excrementalist, she makes Christmas ornaments out of the strangest things.

by phaydeout March 2, 2016

Corpulent piece of excrement

Politer way to say fat shit

Man, that Cheeser dude is one corpulent piece of excrement

by Oh my my March 19, 2015

a piece of excrement

the lowest person on the totem pole, unworthy of a dog's piss or shit.

you're a piece of excrement.

by de-pube January 9, 2022

Excrementitious

Having or characterized by an abundance of fecal matter; shit-pocked, crap-stained, excrement-oozing, hold-your-breath, watch-your-step filthy.

Me: "Is it true that shit actually falls from the clouds in Varanasi?"

Mere: "Varanasi is by FAR, truly remarkably and disgustingly so, the most excrementitious city of them all."

by Took Oi July 15, 2006

expirement

the new 'retirement'...those with hardly any retirement savings, e.t.c, who just 'get tired smiling' may opt to commit suicide, due to ridiculous cost health services, dealing with women who 'don't like sex' and failing body parts; contributing to making ones' life experience progressively 'lesser'

john opted for controlled expirement, things weren't going too well for him after he hit sixty and his money was nearly gone!

(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)

expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!

by michael foolsley May 2, 2012

Excremental

The piling on of more and more shit i.e. in a work environment. This came to me while I was thinking about the ongoing difficulties one of our senior managers was causing. We were working on a project for her and every time we were close to completion, she would change her mind or make more and more outrageous requests. The word is a combination of incremental and excrement. So the next time you are in a situation of any kind where the shit keeps mounting, you my friend, are in an excremental situation.

The project will not be completed due to the excremental shenanigans of our boss.

by Hopeyalikeit October 17, 2013