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Douchebag Hunter

One who hunts large wild animals without preperation, training or regards to his own (and other's) safety.
A douchebag hunter, and a hunting party, with high powered rifles manages to get attacked by a leopard.
by Rhemis June 19, 2010
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Douchebag Knievel

A person who participates in extreme acts of douchebaggery.

Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.
"That guy's dog just shit in my yard and he just left it!"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"
by dudeguybroman February 3, 2012
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Douchebag

Of course, this word applies to many different types of insufferable dickheads across this country. But my favorite, my absolute favorite, is the douche that will precipitate some type of physical conflict at a bar, a club, or anywhere. The douche then gets a pop in the mouth or the nose and immediately calls law enforcement to report himself as the victim of a crime. (the same law enforcement he will badmouth any other time). I feel strongly that this type of douche is indigenous to southwest Idaho. They are crawling all over Boise, Nampa, Caldwell, Eagle, and Meridian.
Did you see that Douchebag? He grabs my wife's ass, I pop him one on the nose, and he calls the police and now I have a to go to court for battery.
by fritzboise January 25, 2017
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Undercover Douchebag

Someone who acts humble around others for the sole purpose of gaining popularity in large groups, or gaining favor with the opposite sex.
"Torrey's a really nice guy, and he's so funny and humble about how funny he is."

"That's just because he's trying to get in your pants Lauralee. The guy's an Undercover Douchebag"
by Stinkyfingers August 31, 2013
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Young Douchebag

When you make a girl think you have a thing with her. But in reality, you've been silently ramming down cheeks of every girl you can find. You say you are getting raped and harassed, but truth is, you've been hustlin everyone and the system itself. Guys think you are a sav, one to be considered a young pimp. But in reality, you are a young douche.
Yo that Keshawn kid is really a young douchebag after what he did at that party.
by Tonebug May 14, 2017
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Drinkin from the douchebag

When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.

I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.

Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
by Urbanjungle April 11, 2021
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Admiral Douchebag

The highest level of douchebaggage in the heirarchy of plain douchebag, total douchebag, and captain douchebag. This person has attained a zen-like oneness with being a complete and total fucknut and has been consistant with it for years, if not decades. They are the yoda of the douchebag kingdom.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.
Admiral douchebag is going to fuck us with our raises again this year.
by DrSmooth June 27, 2006
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