Dickstracted

When you get distracted when a hot guy walks by

Geri is very easily dickstracted.

by BadBitch104 August 2, 2018

Dickstirring

When somebody is trying to start beef unnecessarily and is trying to stir things up. Normally used in arguments to call somebody out

Why are you dickstirring there is really no need

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

Dickstracted

Sidetracked by some amazing dick.

I'm sorry I was late to your graduation.I got dickstracted.

by CasualFuckingChaos August 27, 2020

Dickster

That one awesome guy that can obviously bring a knife to a gun fight, and win.

The biggest fucking douche in the world.

A combination of a hipster and a dick. He always be thuggin' hard.

Guy 1: "Dude John just hooked up with my ex that I broke up with just a few days ago! He's such a dick."

Guy 2: "What a dickster."

by Golden Dragon November 21, 2011

dicknormous

adjective: to be awkwardly fat.

katie: yo, did you see jesse's fat back?
tara: yeahh it was dicknormous!!!

katie: why is larry naked and scared?
tara: he was almost attacked by a dicknormous horse puppy!
katie: ohhh, stallion weeners.

by tara tart cart April 9, 2008

dickstrackted

A person who thinks about dick 24/7

Did you see Tasha? Man that hoe is dickstrackted!

by shaniquajackson August 5, 2014

Dickstracting

When a women makes you lose your train of thought by wearing or saying something sexual.

-cpm

Uh....what was I saying? Your outfit is really dickstracting me.

by Seymoore March 1, 2017