Dicktits

1. The appearance of breasts created by holding one's scrotum tightly against one's penis shaft, so that the testicles appear as the aforementioned breasts, with the head of the penis as the head of a tiny woman. Works best if the penis is both circumcised and shaved. However, a hairy penis and/or ballsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.

2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.

3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.

1. Person 1: "Hey dude, check out these huge dicktits!"
Person 2: "You're a fag."

2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"

3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."

by Japhasca July 26, 2011

Dicktit

A word for someone that does something stupid and really embarrases you infront of a croud

*your mate falls over infront of the whole year on sports day and starts screaming/laughing*
"OMG what an absolute dicktit!!"

by Haynzee June 24, 2008

Dicklett

A small penis

"Dude did you see Ethan Ngo's dicklett? it's so small!"
"Bruh wtf no get out of my apartment"

by DrWenis July 18, 2019

dickbitch

someone who is not only a dick, but also a bitch

that dick is a bitch! fuck it, he's/she's a dickbitch!

by freshco May 1, 2005

dickitry

The art of dicking around.

Dan was infamous for his dickitry, instead of finishing his work he was always goofing off.

by Marie11111111111 November 16, 2007

dickslit

Highly imaginative insult on par with fucktard, fuckstick, shitbag, douchebag and twatwaffle.

It refers to a vagina, and as an insult generally can be used towards any person, regardless of gender, who is a total idiot, jerk, etc.

Person A: "Britney Spears just filed for divorce from Kevin Federline!"

Person B: "Fuck yeah! Everyone's sick of that free-loading dickslit!"

by Bobsterman November 9, 2008

Dickling

1. A penis before circumcision
2. A smaller than average penis (flaccid and/or erect)

Dr. Pepper: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Pibb, it's a boy!
Mr. Pibb: Thank God... now circumcise his dickling!

by stp523 December 17, 2008