crotch curlies

A synonym for pubic hair.

Yo bro, you left your crotch curlies all over the shower.

by dainuoti December 15, 2013

Crotcher

Anything that forms an angle (ex. tree branches, corners of a room, roofs of houses

"What degree crotcher is that?" "I'd say about 57"

by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019

Clown Crotch

The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.

Hey Travis, wtf is that between...oh wait, you have clown crotch!

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.

I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Crotchfruit

The meddlesome beings breeders create.

"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"

by Uncle Jefs January 3, 2006

crotch of the storm

the area of the storm when the weather fucks you the most

guy 1: "gahhh the weather is fucking me over!!"

guy 2: " ha your in the crotch of the storm

by xmastermattx May 2, 2008

Crotch-Dachshund

A euphemism for penis

"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck

by Histrionic Historian February 19, 2011