Carollan

Carollan is a type of girl who doesn't show much affection, but deep down is extremely loving. A person that who once cares for someone will go out of her way to help them in any way possible. Even though she always looks beautiful with makeup on, her natural beauty is indescribable. She likes to start her day with some coffee (even though she doesn't like to drink the whole cup) and sometimes ends her day with a glass of wine (red preferably). She loves cats but also has a sweet spot for dogs. She is the most level minded person you’ll ever meet, and once you fall in love with her you’ll realize all other options are inadequate.

Damn who is that Ultimate Female over there?

Oh that's Carollan... You dont know her? She is the best!!

by BigDaddyHaltom July 23, 2019

The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

JH Corollary

The jh corollary refers to a situation in which a woman is surrounded by at least 20 naked males. It is most often used in conjunction with "that's what she said."

Person 1: There are just so many!
Person 2: That's what she said! JH Corollary!

by rexnom April 30, 2009

Case's Corollary

If the subject is Heinlein or homosexuality, the probability of a Hitler/Nazi comparison being made becomes equal to one.

A: I am a homosexual.
B: Good for you I am not a nazi.
A: Case's Corollary.

by Sentius. February 6, 2004

Muddy Corollary

...if not, turn her over and play in the mud.

Ain't no hair on the coochie, so I'll stick it in her booty

by Dan March 4, 2003

Jobs Corollary

An addendum to Rule 34 - There's an app for that! (TAAFT

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.

by Mofrak August 24, 2010

Simpson's Corollary

Corollary to Godwin's Law which states that the only people who complain about Godwin's Law being invoked are those that often make Nazi References.

Bob: America is like Nazi Germany and Bush is Like Hitler
Sally: I invoke Godwin's Law! You hereby forfeit the discussion.
Bob: Gah. Godwin's Law is just an escape for people who don't want to admit the truth!
Sally: Simpson's Corollary! Only people who make Nazi references all the time complain about being shut down by Godwin's Law.

by mcsimpson April 29, 2006