Cockslayer

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.

Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.

by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011

cockanental breakfast

A large variety of penis' or cocks for one to choose from.

Last time I woke up in a gay bar to a cockanental breakfast.

by JC Cockinstuff November 21, 2013

cockshank

General offensive term - usually placed in a lengthy insult-string for a bit of variance.

First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.

A: 'yoyoyo'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'

by ~swan July 1, 2005

Cocksman

Every guy that has ever chose to cheat on his @ the time relationship. Favorite things to talk about revolve souly around anal sex and chicken soup in vagina's. Lady's these are not loving relationships. If your stupid enough to stay with these type it's your own fault you get hurt.

Jay: You wann come over to my place and hang?
Kay: No way dude, your a cocksman and if I don't give you a peice you'll just call a hoe program till you find one that will.

Jay: Your a shit friend
Kay: I'm a smart Woman, not a sloppy horsehoe loosy vaj. You know, the type your into.

by KC'sURBsslinging-eaturselfpus December 7, 2009

cockbaker

Someone who bakes the cock.
Such as a regular baker bakes bread.

Can I please have a loaf of cock? and knob roll. I'll also take those hamburger buns with that cock in the middle.

by Spencer December 21, 2004

cockscanner

noun; a person (male or female) who stares at men's genital areas to determine penis size. generally used as a put down
usually applied to homosexual men

that dude at the bar is a total cockscanner

by porkrind February 6, 2008

cocktane

The amount of octane in your cock.

Girl 1: I hear Jim is shit in bed!
Girl 2: Yeah, it's because he uses low cocktane.

by TeraByte911 April 1, 2009