chumping 

jumping over unsuspecting children

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking

chumping by paulnz1 July 5, 2011

cumping 

from the root word Cump:

cumping is the act of ejaculating while receiving oral sex as you sit on a toilet bowl, preferably whiile dropping a duece

1.john cumped all over that hoes face, it was a cump montage

2. usually i like cumping after i drop the duece, it really tops it off

3. my cump smells like salvodorian breast milk ,, i just love the taste

cumping by master of the cumping January 19, 2010

cumping 

A series of cumps that a faggot shits out of his ass after anal sex.

Jeff:"I think Jerry is in the bathroom cumping we just had but sex so I bet he has a lot."

cumping by Cock Bag July 5, 2006

crumping babes 

babes that are crumping a form of ghetto dance

"I want a golden tooth, I want CRUMPING BABES! I want more bling that you can shake a pheasant at!"

crumping babes by Siren-x October 27, 2008

Chumping 

When someone overreacts, they are chumping

Tammy- Can you please get the phone
Hogan- You get the damn phone you bitch!
Tammy- Stop chumping!

Chumping by HuhgyBob July 6, 2011

chumping 

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

chumping by Alessa November 9, 2006

Crumping 

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

Crumping by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016