Scarlet Tuna Clump

The blood clot leftover on your shaft after having sex with your woman right at the beginning or end of her period.

I was banging Lindsay last night, and I forgot she was on the rag. She left a nasty Scarlet Tuna Clump on my meatpipe.

by mtuffguy25 February 26, 2011

retarded clump of gas

when you here the phrase, “ YOU RETARDED CLUMP OF GAS” , they are telling you that you are being annoying, or did something stupid.

“pick up those pretzels you retarded clump of gas “

by xoxoxbitchass January 10, 2019

alaskan fire clump

a frozen sample of period blood with some blood clots, that is un-frozen by fire, then used in strawberry fruitistas at taco bell then sold to lovely, un-knowing customers (:

taco bell employee: what can i get for you?

customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries

employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!

by taco burritooo October 16, 2010

psychological word clump test

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.

My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand

by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006

Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009

clump clump

A game played with a partner where one opens a partners rectal cavity and fills it full of dirt.

Harrison asked Sergey “want to dig up some dirt so we can play clump clump later”

by PEN-NAME_ August 15, 2024

Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.

Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.

by MaggNumb October 21, 2022