chooched

v. To shortchange, rip-off, overcharge, steal.

We totally chooched the waitress by forgetting to leave a tip.
We got chooched on these $2 sodas, they're only 50 cents at the store.

by Dain G. July 15, 2006

chouce

A sex act in which one takes a taxidermied animal and inserts it into their partner's anus.

Blixa: Ryan chouced me last night. ):
Stephen Anderson: Sexy.

by Xabli Gradleb June 30, 2008

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Would you like to sleep with me tonight?

Girl: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir"
Guy: *Thinks what did she just say? Oh well it sounded sexy I wonder if I can get in her pants* "Wow I didnt know you knew French"
Girl: *Thinks this guy is a loser*

by Nikita Loves Jake.xx October 17, 2008

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

It's in French, It means: Would you like to have sex with me tonight?

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

"Would you like to sleep with me tonight?"

Date: "Say something romantic."

You: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

Date: "That sounds so romantic."

by [e-mail] December 13, 2009

coucher

It's the guy or chick that gets so bombed after a party he or she sleeps on your couch and when you wake up, that person's still there even though you didnt ask them to stay.

Last party I went to, they had a coucher and when I woek up, he stole some soda.

by DarkNova November 28, 2001

chorched

Causing damage much larger than you initially planned to.

Like scorched earth, but fucking up far further than planned.

Pakistans censoring of the youtube, and the resulting internet blackout was a chorched tubes strategy.

I meant to delete my porn, but I ended up chorching my whole drive.

by BobSapp February 25, 2008