chorched

Causing damage much larger than you initially planned to.

Like scorched earth, but fucking up far further than planned.

Pakistans censoring of the youtube, and the resulting internet blackout was a chorched tubes strategy.

I meant to delete my porn, but I ended up chorching my whole drive.

by BobSapp February 25, 2008

chotched

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.

man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.

by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

Home Churched

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.

Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.

by sfoxe May 24, 2009

Choched

To be high on marijuana or to be completely stoned.

That hit is gonna get you so choched

by thatchochedguy June 20, 2011

CHONCHED

extremely high, blazed, ripped, ect... on marijuana.

aye mang we got super chonched last night and kidnapped a cat

by covert31890 August 14, 2008

Chooched

Donezo. Finished. Usually in the context of being too drunk/high

"Did you see Dave passed out on the couch?" "Yeah man, he's chooched"
"Is that joint still hitting?" "Nah man, its chooched"

by Joe'sABitch July 13, 2017

choached

Finished, spent, used.

Dude, the bowl's choached bro, pack it up!

or

Dude, I can't drink another beer, I'm already choached...

by Pete in Fremont, CA August 16, 2007