Sex acts are what people make up, give cute names, and submit to urban dictionary. May or may not be in that order.
Toledo Taco, yet another grand idea for a sex act!
by stghm May 30, 2006
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Various different sexual positions and acts, mostly including maple syrup, beavers or riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni.
Last night my boyfriend tried out one of the old canadian sex acts, he gave me an Old King Clancy.
by Mueller18 September 11, 2014
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Basically, what a bad boy would get leaning over a desk looking out over the carpark.

The bed's an option for a softer minded fellow.
What's she needing from the hotel's bathroom, am I about to get pegged by complimentary hairshampoo?

by flintflintflintflintflint September 26, 2008
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1. A vulgar sex act that follows the naming convention of placing an ethnic adjective next to a seemingly innocuous, everyday word. Often, the theme of the sex act will be constant with the ethnicity, for example, often linking Greek with anally related acts and Russian with extremely violent sex acts.
Notable Ethnic Sex Acts:

Mexican Avalanche
Greek Ram-rod
Russian Cockblock
Spanish Blindfold
French Bagel
English Breakfast
Italian Foot Bone
{insert ethnicity here} {insert random everyday word here}
by aka_Pyro May 27, 2008
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The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.
Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.
by already being used by someone September 28, 2008
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Sex acts, that appear to be impossible. Duh.
An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is corn holing your partner from 100m away with a blind fold on your face.
by UpQuark October 4, 2013
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A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”
The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.
by MrVulgarity October 14, 2022
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