Butts McCrackin

The term used for a person, generally blue collar labor, whos pants seem about 10 sizes too big, especially when bending or stooping.

"I had Butts McCrackin come over and fix the drain in the tub this morning."

by Macabre (EJR) July 31, 2008

Buttalert

What a teacher says when you're watching an inappropriate movie in class and there is an inappropriate scene coming up.

While watching The Crucible, my teacher yelled, "Buttalert!" and everyone closed their eyes.

by Slave Monkey September 24, 2011

Poopy butts

An expression used to show discontent at something, or just to be freaking hilarious.

Also can be: Poopy Buttsack

Girl- "Why are you acting like this?"
Boy- " Cause you're a poopy butt"

Mom- "Do your chores"
Son-"POOPY BUTTSACKS"

by snake N' Bake January 19, 2011

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe

a chicken head who takes her job super serial

I thought she was a Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe; she really was an undercover cop.

by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

buttist

1. a person/s who use assholic statements. 2. a person/s who make a study of being an asshole. 3. a person who uses a butt, or the butt of a third party to shove in someone's face, either literally or metaphorically.

1. The teacher must be a buttist because he makes such assholic statements.
2. Yes, he is a jerk, he even studied to be a buttist.
3. He "shoved his butt" in my face when he made that assholic statement to me. He is a buttist.
4. I am shoving that girl's butt in your face because I am a buttist!
5. I find great humor in being a buttist, the other day I shoved a cat's butt in my girlfriends' face.

by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006

buttah

compliment meaning good, smooth, impressive, etc.

You buttah baby

by Ebylox September 17, 2003

stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018