auto erect

When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.

"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect

by T2kizz September 27, 2015

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009

Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation

The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.

Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.

by Anti-paradoxical May 18, 2011

Auto-fucked

When you're texting someone and the auto-correct makes you look stupid by putting in a completely different word than the one you wanted.

Person 1: I want ur cum
Person 2: what? I thought we ended our fuck-buddy period...
Person 1: i meant RUM you asshole! i keep getting auto-fucked!! eff you iphone.

by uneazy-e January 5, 2011

Auto Incorrect

When the auto-correct feature on thy mobile telephone fails to complete its task and manifests random-ass words of which make no sense at all

George: The other day I ate your moms tater tits at dinner.

Fred: What did u just say

George: TOTS TATER TOTS Damn Auto Incorrect!

George: CORRECT! Fuck!

by El Windygogo January 5, 2014

Auto Roach

An annoying black kid.

Man I hate Jasper he is an Auto Roach

by Mike December 10, 2003

auto smiles

when you make a smiley ---> ;) while aiming and it automatically transforms into those stupid ugly looking ones.

UGH i hate auto smiles!!
whenever i make a smiley it morphs into a more realistic, accurate one.

by toucansaresexy! March 18, 2009