carpet yachting

When the dog drags it itchy hoop along the carpet in search of relief.

FFS, your fucking dog is carpet yachting again. You can clear up the brown tram line this time!

by halfmanhalfninja August 03, 2017

Yaoi Yacht

The upgraded version of a gay ship, used when the two lovers evolve in their gayness to maximum.

"Oh wow, Gay 1 and Gay 2 have transcended the mortal plane of love, they have made a yaoi yacht"

by A retarded fish January 08, 2020

twat yachting

The sailing of ones penis in the vast oceans of a wet vagina.

Damn son, I was twat yachting all night in her pussy.

by Trigga Bone March 01, 2016

yacht anal

When you give your wife, fianceè, girlfriend or young stallion, anal sex on your yacht or a family/friend members yacht.

Joe says to his wife.... "hey baby want some yacht anal"
Joe's wife says... "sure I got some lube and the water is very rough so it should slip right in".

by WhackyJoe May 25, 2018

Flaming Yacht

A synonym for hot pepperoni pizza

(Someone brings in pepperoni pizza)

*IS THAT A FLAMING YACHT!?!*

by Mario15XP December 19, 2021

Yacht Hopping

Trespassing along others boats for entertainment and thrill

Wanna go yacht hopping tonight?

That yacht hopping was insane

by Buewy January 05, 2022

Yacht cock

A giant schlong you discover on a cruise.

My husband to be wary after the buffet so I found some yacht cock to keep me up all night

by SweetBaby March 02, 2018