Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 6, 2022

Tweetian

A person who bases their world around twitter updates.

"Why weren't you at the party last night?"
"Party? No one mentioned a party on my tweet deck."
"Dude, you're such a tweetian."

by amaya_h_k May 16, 2009

tweetassness

Being a bitchass on twitter.

Person # 1: This guy is doesn't know how to post shit bro.

Person # 2: Psh, this nigga and his tweetassness.

by El Muffino July 15, 2009

Tweetrape

@ replying to people so much their whole homepage is filled with your tweets

He was really annoying me so i totally tweetraped him with abuse.

by Porcelainsuicide September 13, 2009

tweetatyalataz

Break it up, Tweet at You Later. Very nice phrase to tell your tweeple that you'll be back. Popularized by Twitter user YOitzivy

tweetatyalataz my peeps

by TwitM December 11, 2009

tweetslapped

When someone bitches you out on twitter for a stupid/innappropriate/politically incorrect/offensive/dumbass tweet

Person 1: Cheryl just bitched me out for calling Mel Gibson a fag.

Person 2: Yeah, you got tweetslapped.

by Waterbare31 July 20, 2010

Tweetfart

When you start typing a tweet and forget what you were typing (similar to a brainfart when you forget what you were about to say)

Dude, I just had a tweetfart... totally forgot what I was tweeting!

by TheRealVoice May 30, 2011