cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.
Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?
by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
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happy stool

This refers to a gay sausagefest hangout in as in referring to an upside down barstool for their ass.
Yo watchout for that happy stool, there is some gay shizzle happening in that hizzle.
by Rob A.K.A. Blackrob April 10, 2003
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Stool Duel

A stool duel is when you’re fucking someone in the ass and you feel poop poking you back.
Hey man, I was fucking this girl in the ass last night and I felt poop poking me back on the dick. Rather than pull out I decided to fight the poop back in and have a stool duel!
by sick mo'fo May 15, 2022
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cream of stool

Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.
by Professor_Z January 04, 2023
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Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."
by RunawayPanda January 20, 2014
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Stool Blood

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

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"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.
by Don't be so sensitive September 21, 2015
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