Smyrna 'Stache

A thin, lightly pigmented mustache that is typically sported by young men in or near Smyrna, TN.

"He has a great body but I just can't see past his Smyrna 'Stache."

by Baxtastic November 25, 2009

Rat 'Stache

A moderate amount of facial hair protruding above the upper lip. More a reflection of abandoned hygiene than maturity/suaveishness.

"Dude, buy a Bic. You got cheesey dust in your rat 'stache."

by Combatbat February 10, 2005

Search history

something you clear after your parents are about to check it for reasons

Don't check my search history mom! I never cleared the -porn- off it

by BlockFive September 17, 2017

Starched

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

soul searching

Self-analysis of our own motive or attitude toward something. Looking deep within ourselves to find why we think or act the way we do, regarding a particular situation.

You're treating Tina like shit, dude... you better do some soul searching, 'cause I think it's because you want her to leave you, so you can hit on Beth without feeling guilty.

by drfvidal May 24, 2006

Sack Searching

The act or process of searching someone’s sack or large bag. No homo.

Attention fellow community, I am about to commit the act or process of sack searching. Thank you for understanding.

by Super succ 07 June 3, 2018