Starch'd

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To relieve an AWOL person of his duties behind his back, ignore his attempts at trying to get in contact with him, and then to sleep with all thirty seven of his Persian sisters and the occasional gay brother.

I go away for 2 minutes and the Bastard Starch'd me!

Starch'd by The one who got Starch'd March 3, 2010

Words you can keep

dick starch

Any stimuli causing an erection.

The movie sucked, but Scarlett Johansson goes topless, so it's total dick starch.

dick starch by LungBubbles February 18, 2017

Spybot - Search & Destroy

An excellent program which removes Spyware, Adware, daillers and many other malacious programs and files on your computer. It can also fix registry problems and remove usage tracks from your registry. It is a free download as are the update files (same with Ad-Aware, another great program).

I use both Ad-Aware and Spybot - Search & Destroy on my computer to remove spyware and other bad programs.

Spybot - Search & Destroy by IrishRepublicanArmy June 5, 2004

Search duckduckgo or type a URL

any faggot who is bored to death and changed their default browser to duckduckgo on some school Chromebook.

only duckduckgo people will know this

Guy 69: Man, im bored...
Guy 420: Bruh your default browser is duckduckgo...
Guy 69: *types Search duckduckgo and type a URL
Guy : im gonna add this to urban dictionary

Search duckduckgo or type a URL means a really good search engine.

Search duckduckgo or type a URL by Nate higgers420666 69 96 May 1, 2019

search dodging

The act of hesitating to search for something on the internet, usually out of fear of the possible results.

I spent a decent 30 minutes on Rule 34 because I was search dodging the entire time.

search dodging by TheRevengeWedge February 1, 2017

Search and Destroy

Game (best on the freeway) when you stick your ass out of a car window and take a shit. Also done to make other drivers see someone take a crap while going 70mph.

"OMG honey that boy is taking a poop ouside his car window!"
"Oh sweetie they're just playing search and destroy."

Search and Destroy by The jman December 27, 2008

spybot search and destroy

Spybot Search and Destroy is a program designed to find and remove adware, spyware and malware from your system.

See also adware, spyware and malware

I just ran Spybot Search and Destroy and removed a bunch of crap from my computer!

spybot search and destroy by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026