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crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
mugGet the crack spacklemug.

peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.
I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.
by Spencer Moore April 20, 2004
mugGet the peanut spacklemug.

Back spackle

To have diarrhea, and you shit so hard it rebounds off the toilet lid and lands up your back
last night i shit so hard i got back spackle up to my neck
by the mail man November 29, 2007
mugGet the Back spacklemug.

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.
I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.
by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010
mugGet the tactical spacklemug.

Back Spackle

1. Semen on someone’s backside

2. When explosive diarrhea ricochets off the toilet bowl walls and back onto your ass.
Let me get a towel for that back spackle girl. My bad

Damn I need some baby wipes. That shit I just took back spackled all over my balls and ass
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
mugGet the Back Spacklemug.

spickle-spackle

I got killed by a spickle-spackle
by United1991Heavy July 25, 2021
mugGet the spickle-spacklemug.

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