Coffee snort

A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).

"Bro! Don't talk in Fluttershy voice while I'm drinking!"

"Sorry for the coffee snort, man."

by Pen Dragon May 3, 2013

Old Snort

When something is a really old call.

That meme is a really old snort.

by PandaSpira November 21, 2019

Captain Sea Snort

After the Man ejaculates onto is tummy, his partner comes in and snorts it off of his chest..

Jane gave Austin a Captain Sea Snort last night

by Naggster June 16, 2009

southie snort

A deep inhalation, through the nose, at the end of a robustly declarative sentence. Southie is a section of Boston, and this seems to be typical of the area. Sometimes known as the 'Southie Sniff'.

'The Sawx got the Yankees numbah right now. Put in Papelbon and it is a done deal!' (followed by loud sniff through nose, known as southie snort or southie sniff)

by joe3945 August 29, 2011

Poop Snort

The sexual act fisting your partner's anus while entering 2 fingers (preferrably the index and middle fingers) into their nasal cavities.

"I prefer the Poop Snort over the Dirty Sanchez."

by Brittany Snowfeather November 13, 2007

Cuban Snort

1.) the guy busts inside the girls nose as she holds one finger to the adjacent nostril and breaths(snorts) in.

2.) The guy busts in a straight line on a low table while the girl follows as if she was doing a coke line.

3.) The guy busts a pile of jiz and lets it sit over night. after the cum has dried the girl chops it all up and pushs it in the form of a line, then procedes to snort it

*** one may combine real coke into their mixtures in this sexual experiance

Girl 1: ohhh chrissy! put on your cum filled strap-on on, and cuban snort the shit out of me!!!
Girl 2: umm.. what the hell is that??
Girl 1Come here and ill show you!

by Lindseythenympholover November 5, 2009

giggle snort

The act of giggling so hard, one snorts a little on accident. It is also considered kawaii when one types this in a chat room.

Tina giggle snorted when she saw Tim fall down the stairs on accident.

by TinkleCakes January 22, 2011