snackriledge

Snack foods that are expected to be exceptional, but do not live up to their expectations and result in disappointment, usually utter disappointment. Also a portmanteau of the words "snack" and "sacrilege"

That nacho-flavored salsa your mom makes tastes like cat food--total snackriledge!

by Lillithb May 23, 2008

Snacktivity

A gathering of people centered on a fun-to-eat food, such as lobster, fondue, and, to a lesser extent, oreo cookies and string cheese, where the time, physical rigors, and mental exertion required to actually eat the food negates much of the caloric load.

Lobster is my favorite snacktivity.

by Skunk-Evil February 4, 2010

Snackcident

When you go into the other room to get something or do something, and end up getting food instead. (Even though the thing you were about to get or do had nothing to do with food and only passed the kitchen.)

I went to get my headphones from the other room, ended up having a snackcident.

by Cas-is-a-bean October 3, 2017

Snacksize

What you call someone who either really small, it could either be their penis or just their height.

Dylan, "Kieran is a snacksize!"
Kieran,"no Andrew is a Snacksize!"
Andrew,"no Harrison is a Snacksize!"

by Sxlgs November 11, 2019

snacktivist

People who aren't really interested in a cause but heard there was free food

Activist: Hey man, are coming to the rally?
Snacktivist: Nah, pretty busy these days
Activist: Did I tell you there are free cookies?
Snacktivist: Where do I sign up?!

by exiledoz March 1, 2014

snackrilege

1. Buying some sugary abomination, usually from a vending machine.

2. Eating something that your posse would normally consider un-cool.

I committed an act of gross snackrilege today: I secretly bought a bag of Gummy Bears from the vending machine and ate them all.

by TheDeathBot April 16, 2009

Snack time

"to have intercourse/ to bang/ to supply the rod"

Snack time is the course between breakfast and lunch and intercourse means "between courses"

copywrite bodons

Im gonna snack time the shit outta her.

What a snack timin idiot.

by Bo the Don February 20, 2011