Shampoosterbate

The act of shampooing your hair while simultaneously master-bating with your other hand.

Last night I only had ten minutes in the shower so I was forced to shampoosterbate to save time.

by JRED33 October 23, 2013

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

by glyz December 11, 2022

bob-semple-tank

Tractor + Tinfoil + Hunting Rifles = .... Profit?

The panzer tank was getting fuckin rekt by a bob-semple-tank cuz obviously some Tinfoil on a tractor from New Zealand is the superiorest tank.

by SneakySteve December 16, 2018

National Shampionship

The absurd final game played every year by two good, but by no means always the best, college football teams.

There is always some degree of controversy surrounding exactally how the BCS determins which two teams will play in said game. But it seems to have a lot to do with popularity, and the amount of money that can be made off of the game.

It has almost nothing to do with how good your team really is. Especially if your team is from a smaller, non big-money school. as you will seemingly never get a chance to play in it. They will even use the officals to thier favor in altering games that would force them to give you a shot, instead of the team they want to go.

Putting time back on the clock at the very end of the Big 12 Championship, was a really sneaky way to give pretty-boy McCoy, and the overrated longhorns an undeserved shot at the national shampionship. It's too bad they couldn't screw Alabama over, so Tebow could be there too.

by Jim Bro December 6, 2009

shampoo

A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo

Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.

by Wojeezy May 25, 2008

sempron

AMD's low end chip, meant to replace the Duron. It is made to compete with Intel's Celeron D.

The Sempron 2500+ runs at about 1.7 ghz.

by The Pants of Doom December 31, 2004

Sempt

A perhaps only a Mansfieldian term for the past tense of the verb to seem.

It sempt to him that the fishfingers had always been smartprice.

by miffy42 April 7, 2009