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service animal™️ 

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
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service beer 

A beer you can take anywhere, church airplanes, grocery stores ect..
Security: Sir you can't drink in here. Customer: "yes, I can. This is a service beer"
service beer by Sickgnar November 15, 2020

service spaghetti 

When one computer service calls another service, which calls back into the original service, suggesting a messy entanglement that cannot be easily separated. For example, if a social network contacts a search service to gather information, and the search service contacts the social network to finalize its results, we have created service spaghetti.
Our systems have become service spaghetti, entangled and interdependent in ways that are out of control.

Service porn 

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.
Service porn by Lolsueme November 7, 2021

service ace 

Someone who is asexual, but allows themselves to be used to "service" their partner.
"how can you be asexual, but have had sex?"
"oh, I'm a service ace!"
"What's that?"
"I'm asexual, but I will 'service' my partner!"
service ace by A3PO May 1, 2022

Service Theft

When the provider of a service uses the money customers pay to support the service to fund unrelated expenses.
Planet Fitness commits service theft when instead of using black card member fees to properly maintain tanning beds they use it to fund a program that allows children to overcrowd the gym free of charge during peak hours.

Service SA 

A bunch of drop kick, high school drop outs with a power complex who live to make your life difficult. Leave you waiting in line for hours on end while they all pick their nose and dig in their ears.
I was stuck at Service SA waiting to get a photo for my driver's licence for two hours, bunch of useless cunts they are.
Service SA by Kym Karma August 16, 2022