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square banana 

a phrase meaning to hook up or get with somebody.
you have to square banana with some one timers before you start square bananaing with someone you want to be serious with.
square banana by miltapanmaniacs December 1, 2011

Square of Despair 

While in prison, you are unwillingly taking it up the ass, having one shoved in your mouth and giving hand jobs to guys on either side of you.
Hey man, you hear about Lil' Pete getting the Square of Despair in the showers?

whatever squared  

An explanation or a term used to show you really don't give a shit. Usually said like whatever, whatever. Often said in an emotionless tone of voice for added effect.
Hey John the boss said we have to get these memo's done before we can go home.

whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .

Tiananmen Square 

According to China, absolutely nothing ever happened at this place.
There was no massacre at all in Tiananmen Square. Nobody ever died in Tiananmen Square. We never went there and killed a bunch of innocent people -China
Tiananmen Square by nlolhere August 13, 2020

Officer Square Head 

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Square Bulge

When the outline of your phone sticks out of your front pants pocket
Ryan got a double square bulge in his jeans when he had to hold on to his wife's phone for her.
Square Bulge by strikerg September 5, 2018