Rob 

Rob is a man, or boy, I should say because he's immature. He only thinks about himself 24/7, has bad comebacks and falls for bad women. Can't keep a girlfriend and likes to shut people down. He has bad hair, most likely hebrew turned christian. Can't sing and looks like a red panda. Irresponsible, probably gave his wallet to a grizzly bear. (not rob lowe, rob lowe is perfect)

Gene: Here, use some of my cologne.
Rob: Sorry, I don't like the smell of arrogance.
Gene: Shut up Rob.

Phil: KIll yourself.

Rob by dr. shithead ashole January 1, 2017

Rob 

A shredded human being, appears to be a very good looking person, known to have a massive cock known as a horse cock. Known to go after freshman

1- Have you seen those girls?
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense

Rob by Richard37 January 30, 2017

Rob 

Rob is occasionnally a girls name and if you do ever meet a girl named rob you should feel blessed. Rob has very sexy eyes and hair that everyone loves but she somehow hates. Rob gets all the lads with her perfect teeth and her intelligence in math. Rob also has the perfect figure and is very sporty. The number of lads she can pull causes her to have side tings. You know you you’ve got a rob for a friend

Person one:”Omg there’s rob!”
Person two:”man I wish I was rob.”

Rob by ROBBYOKAY November 4, 2017

Rob 

to steal something necessary for survival but when no longer necessary for survival return it.

she could steal but she could not rob (beatles song line)

Rob by 69stamas November 17, 2017

Rob 

A rob is normally ginger guy who eats too much smelly food and makes the entire office smell like fish or something. Don't be like a rob.

Why does it smell so bad in here.

Ah Rob is here

Rob by E580-07 May 11, 2018

Rob 

Rob is a boy known for his extremely potent sexual powers. If you can let a girl’s pussy squirt within 10 seconds, you deserve the name Rob.

He found Mascha’s G-spot in a second; he’s such a Rob!

Rob by Allknowning Master May 23, 2018

Rob 

The most amazing man among men. An honest person,faithful husband. Polite to a fault but is an unconquerable opponent should you find yourself on his bad side. Robs are generous and witty. Intelligence is one of the many traits hard to hide for them.

Rob is amazing. He loves his wife Rose.

Rob by Aew-some June 24, 2018