....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009

Debate Raped

When you're in a debate tournament and your opponent massacres you.

Zander: Yo John, my opponent made me look like a fool!
John: He was that good; dude: you got debate raped.

by NegaGod February 7, 2009

Ripped Ass

Term used by your buddy when he passed gas, released flatulent, fumigated your hallway, or crop dusted the meeting room

Douche 1:Dude look out, Brodie just ripped ass

Douche 2:I know he did it last time while waiting in line at starbucks

by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011

ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003

Ripped-a-rodeon

when you are exceptionaly high, lifted, up, or not in the right state of mind.

joe jake dan and will were ripped-a-rodeon after smoking that gran daddy purp last weekend

by j-doubz November 4, 2009

Ripped in the reed

Someone who is muscular built but don't want to show his or her muscles in the public. Hence the expression "Ripped in the reed" - The person rather go in the reed to swim instead of exposing his or her almost naked, well trained body on the beach.

– Where is your friend? I thought he was swimming with us here on the beach?
– No, he is in the reed taking a swim.
– Why?
– Well, he doesn't want to show his muscular body in front of every one.
– I understand, well thought of him.

– Yes, he is Ripped in the reed

by Felixos October 30, 2012

ripped asunder

To be torn apart

Used by Jock Brown to describe Mikhailichenko scoring the 3rd Rangers goal in the 4-2 win at Parkhead. 1st January 1994.

"Once again the Celtic defence was ripped asunder"

by UpTheBracket86 May 28, 2012