3 definitions by Ch0c0late M00se

Its when you contract diarrhea after you have eaten day old subway.
Andrew:Why does your uncle keep pulling over to use the restroom?

Eric: Its cuz he has the Subway shits

Andrew: Really he tried making me eat that shit, hes gonna have that throughout the trip
by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011
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Term used by your buddy when he passed gas, released flatulent, fumigated your hallway, or crop dusted the meeting room
Douche 1:Dude look out, Brodie just ripped ass

Douche 2:I know he did it last time while waiting in line at starbucks
by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011
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Julie: I heard Karen slept with Tyreese

Suzy: She did, said she had Mandango anal and wont shit right for the rest of her life
by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011
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