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Material Review

A way of ruining ones life. Simply causing pain of the body and soul. Form of torture and punishment. Try to avoid it at all costs. Some may relate it to death or other things related to death.
"Id rather get hit by a bus than do material review." "Fuck material review it sucks asshole."
by Xoxoxo2 August 22, 2011
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Thigh Review

To review and rate another’s thighs, typically a female’s. The better the thighs, the higher the rating. Factors to account for when viewing thighs varies from person to person, but is typically and mainly based on thiccness, texture/appearance, and shape.
Example:

“Just as I thought before, or even better, your thighs are very thicc and succulent looking. Honestly nice, round, and smooth thighs like those are the *best* kind of thighs. But on top of that your thighs are accompanied by thigh highs. They rival anime thighs, and anime thighs are usually drawn to perfection. Your thighs get a solid 9/10. Your thighs could only be made better if they were accompanied by black thigh highs. Then they would be as good as some of the best anime thighs. I’m not simping, but your thighs are damn fine. Your thighs have the perfect thiccness to choke/strangle a man. They look like they would be smooth and soft to the touch. The texture of how thighs *look* is an important part. Just as one would not eat a disgusting looking meal that tastes amazing, I would not want thighs that have all the perfect qualities but look terrible. Your thighs, however, look clear and delicious. One other thing; thicc thighs that are caused from being overweight aren’t attractive in the slightest. Judging from the top picture though, I can say that is not why your thighs are thicc, as you seem to have a slim waist; so that just makes the thiccness better than your average thigh. Actually, you know what? I didn’t account for how the thighs’ achieved thicc in my initial critique, so I’ll reevaluate the rating to a 9.3/10. The thighs are the best thighs someone could have.

This has been GodBroccoli11’s thigh review, thanks for your time. And for your thighs.”
by GodBroccoli11 April 14, 2020
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Girlfriend Reviews

A couple that takes over Youtube in the fastest Pace many have ever seen.
"I got 1000 subs in the first 2 days of my channel"
"So you pulled a Girlfriend Reviews?"
by YEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEA April 14, 2020
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Ass review

Girl sends a ass pic to a man and the man reviews it
by mauri666 July 31, 2020
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Karen Review

A Karen Review is a review of where they see their child watching a show and think its demonic or too inappropriate because they are brainwashed by the church so they ban the child right to watch the show and they want the show cancelled so bad that they waste their time writing a review on that show their children watches especially if its for mature audiences . These are sometimes associated with Christian Karens
Bruh that Karen review was so stupid that i lost so many braincells from just reading it
by gaylord the memelord August 8, 2020
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ASSIGNMENTMAVENS REVIEWS

Assignmentmavens reviews help me a lot in my studies.
by Jackey1101 October 25, 2022
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Yelp Reviewer

Every restaurant's worst nightmare. They give bad reviews and boss everyone around!
"Oh no, a Yelp Reviewer! Now we have to give him the best service and food ever, or else he will give us a bad review, which will ruin our reputation forever!"
by anonymous October 14, 2022
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