Republican 

American political party popular with people who come from (on average) the dumbest, poorest, heavily subsidized regions of the country (the south,Kansas, Montana etc.)

Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)

Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized

A guy named Jack walks in to a bar and says "All republicans are assholes

then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"

Jack: Why, are you a republican?

Redneck: No, I'm an asshole

Republican by Piccolo48 March 5, 2010

Republican 

1. A closed minded bastard that leeches from the poor and middle class workers!

2. A biblegod fantic that wants a theocarcy!

3. Scandalous

4. A person that needs to stop attackng the left-wing for no reason!

5. A persont that kills the balance of nature!

6. lair (see Scandalous)

1. Damn Republicans took money out of are checks to give to corprate bastards!

2. Shit, that Republican needs to keep his damn belifes to himslef!

3. What a scandalous person.

4. Damnit Stop calling the left-wing stalinist, socialist is more like it.

5. 10 trees died to the Republicans.

6. That lair.

Republican by A extreme left-winger August 15, 2006

Republican 

Anyone who possesses a transparent navel. In order to navigate with your head up your ass, you must have a transparent navel.

I'm trying to see things from Dubya's point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass! He must have a transparent navel!

Republican by Waheeb February 15, 2004

republican 

Voting Republican:
:::Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
:::Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
:::Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
:::The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
:::A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
:::The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
:::If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
:::A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
:::Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
:::Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
:::A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
:::Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
:::The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
:::Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
:::Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
:::What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
:::Oh, and now you stand up for your republican Pedophile buddies and instead talk about CLINTON!!

Who votes for republicans? What kind of people would?

republican by Bob Lombardo April 23, 2006

Republican 

When Europeans think of America, they think of fat, SUV-driving, bigoted hicks. They think of Republicans. The Republican may be found in any socioeconomic class, whether it be the Trailer Park Republican, the Suburbanite Republican, or the Old Money Republican. They are oftentimes religious, but rarely anything other than Christian. What the Republican fails to realize, however, is that, were Jesus alive today, he'd probably be liberal. He hung out with the dregs of society, was charitable, and was a radical. None of these things embody Republican beliefs, unless you consider the dregs of society to be Wall Street, or the KKK. By all means, the common Republican will spend time with these people. It is not uncommon to be given dirty looks by the Republican for wearing a Darfur T-Shirt, a PETA shirt, or any punk band shirt. Never tell them that you are a vegetarian, or worse, a Jew. If you are Jewish, be wary of the Republican- they WILL tell you that your people killed Jesus (however, they fail to realize that this is like saying the Americans killed Martin Luther King, as Jews made up the majority of the Biblical World).

The Republican detests anything radical: just this week, one confided in me that, were his best friend homosexual, he would disown him. The Republican supports war, oftentimes on the rationale that we must maintain our reputation in the world. Which one would that be? The World-Cop status, or the Most Hated Superpower status?

Chris Christy, New Jersey's fine Republican governor, stated that he wants to put a spending halt on the state, to shrink our bloated economy. Might I suggest he start with his waistband?

Republican by catsarenice123 February 12, 2010

Republican 

1. One who creates plans to put money into the pockets of his fellow Republicans.
2. One who cannot spell (see the anti-Democratic definitions) nor pronounce any word the highly educated man can.
3. Cheats the election by having the ballots in his brother's territory be misleading.
4. Creates color-coded scales to let the Americans think they know what is going on.
5. Goes to war with countries because their father didn't.

Republican by BondGirl007 August 1, 2003

Republican 

A republican is the type of person who is a part of the ignorant of the masses, and really is not doing anything for the good of the country. They think that they are the "patriotic ones", but is killing the innocent a patriotic idea? Are usually pro-life people but support the death penalty and for no reason, being in Iraq and being responsible for the death of the innocent. Like George Dubya Bush, and think turning the USA into Big Brother's house is the path of succes for America. These people should be considered dangerous and stuipd, and should be tried for crimes against humanity, integration of church and state, and violations to the US Constitution.

Today, Republicans voted for Dubya to go into office because they are bible-loving phanatics and nazi pro-lifers.

Republican by Cyl July 16, 2008