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Definitions by BondGirl007

wild turkey 

A very large bird that likes to hang out around my house and watch me do the dishes.
I jumped when I saw a wild turkey stare at me.
wild turkey by BondGirl007 August 1, 2003

Republican 

1. One who creates plans to put money into the pockets of his fellow Republicans.
2. One who cannot spell (see the anti-Democratic definitions) nor pronounce any word the highly educated man can.
3. Cheats the election by having the ballots in his brother's territory be misleading.
4. Creates color-coded scales to let the Americans think they know what is going on.
5. Goes to war with countries because their father didn't.
Republican by BondGirl007 August 1, 2003