john reed

Noun - Some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an E-Type Jaguar. Some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when Mario Andretti & Ritchie Blackmore bumped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. He is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. All we know is, they call him The Stig's American Cousin.

John Reed is a bad ass mother fucker.

by agent_orange910 February 18, 2015

Hailey Reed

Hailey Reed is a literal ball of sunshine who deserves all the love in the world. She's always there to comfort you when you need her and is super sweet. Everyone wishes they had a Hailey Reed, but she's off limits because she belongs to only one person. She's very loyal and caring and just perfect in every meaning of the word. Overall she's just complete wifey material.

I hope to marry Hailey Reed one day.
Malachi wishes he could be with hailey reed.
Hailey Reed likes galaxies.

by galaxytits September 27, 2017

Joshua Reed

That cuck we all know, who has a cancerous group of friends and secretly has a crush on Sally.

You're a real Joshua Reed.

by SalamanderFFA November 7, 2016

Reed peek

1. a subtle, sometimes innocent glance, especially at potentially hot chicks. it is primarily an evaluation peek.
2. a quick glance that is meant to go unnoticed, but it caught by somebody

He definately took a Reed peek at the chicks at the beach to see if they were hott.

by Ace Reed March 20, 2007

Ed Reed

The Free Safety/Strong Safety/Cornerback/Entire secondary for the Baltimore Ravens. Has a bigger intercetion radius than if you were to put every Detroit Lion player that ever played on the field... together.

Guy: You wanna hear a joke?
Guy2: Sure why not
Guy: Do you know why Ed Reed never had flees?
Guy2: Idk why?
Guy: Because he'd just pick them off
Guy2:Lame... but true
(Highfive)

by Jdlusional January 16, 2009

dan reed

An egg

Dan reed is an egg.

by Lies are disgusting May 8, 2020

Roderius Reed

Roderius Reed is a DB Legends Player/TikToker that has 491 followers and many friends on titkok. He is a professional Funky Friday Players as being one of the best of 10,000 players in the game.

Roderius Reed is a entitled Funky Friday Player.

by Jiren that gray man April 15, 2021